Fuse
A man is stabbed by a robber on the run after pushing his coworker and his coworker’s new fiance out of the way. As he lays dying, bleeding on the ground, he hears a voice. This voice is strange and interprets his dying regret of being a virgin by giving him the [Great Sage] unique skill! Is he being made fun of ?!
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Funniest naruto fanfic you will EVER read in your lifetime.
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[Synopsis:]
That year, the Akatsuki was still hiding in Rain Village.
That year, Konan wasn't relieved from the pain of losing Yahiko yet.
That year, an unfamiliar live exam space pulled the Akatsuki group in.
It asked:
What was the reason Akatsuki was destroyed before the Fourth Shinobi War?
A: The unrealistic goal of peace in the shinobi world.
B: It's too weak to resist the coalition of the shinobis.
C: Members of the Akatsuki organization took off their clothes in battle.
D: Deception by internal members from beginning to end.
Pain: "The most unlikely is the most likely, I choose C."
Which of the following characters is not an undercover agent of Konoha?
A: Konan.
B: Uchiha Itachi.
C: Pain.
D: Uchiha Obito.
Pain looked at the sweating Uchiha Itachi.
"Red, what do you think of this question?"
P.s: For the fairness of this exam, everything was broadcasted live to the Ninja World!
Calten Park, ??90
The moment when mercenary leader Kwang Hwi receives video game like abilities, the world is suddenly thrown into chaos. A thick fog envelops the Earth, bringing with it savage, otherworldly monsters. At the same time humanity has been rendered defenseless against this onslaught, as the strange fog turns most weapons to rust. With mankind spiraling towards oblivion, it is up to Kwang Hwi, with his new abilities, to save the world. Watch as Kwang Hwi leads his militia and becomes the last bastion of humanity. Will he be this world’s savior, or its conqueror?
Sha Xiao Wan, ???
This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.So different, in fact, that he is considered a female in that world!Cheng Nuo: What? Why did you say that I’m female?Author: You only have one Tintin. The males of this world have two Tintins.Cheng Nuo: No way! My hands are itchy… I want to cut one off!
Xiami Xl, ??xl
Xuanyuan was reborn into a strange new world where training to be a Xian was a cornerstone. There was however something ancient dwelling inside his body. He could now devour all of creation…This is the journey of an ordinary boy and his transformation into the supreme being that reigns over all existence! Everywhere he went, he could not help but tie his fate with numerous women. It did not matter whether they were a goddess or a devil…
Cadet
Solminati Academy is a gathering place for youngsters with dreams, hopes, ambitions, and various thoughts. There was a boy here who entered the school to support his beloved’s dream.
However, the boy’s ability, which he had only thought of, did not improve, he was laughed at by the people around him, he had no friends, his lover was separated from him, and his steps stopped.
However, he meets an old woman, and that encounter triggers a gradual change in the boy.
This is the story of a boy who has stopped moving.
????, Yi Shi Feng Liu
The strongest female assassin from a special assassination force met her death one day on a mission. To her surprise, she woke up in the body of a 13 year old girl, Mu Rong Liu Yue. Through Liu Yue’s past memories, she found out that she was bullied due to the huge birthmark on her face, even though she came from a renowned family. Liu Yue was beaten to death by her own cousin, and that’s how she managed to enter Liu Yue’s battered body. The assassin then decided to live her life as Liu Yue and swore to avenge her death.
Theadventurer
In a world fraught with innumerable dangers where living day by day is a struggle, a young man from the modern age transmigrated into such a world, accompanied by a peculiar system made for assassination.
[Move footsteps three inches apart for enhanced stealth.]
[Strike at the indicated acupoint to ensure a quick death!]
[Host has successfully assassinated the designated enemy! Gained one Assassination Point!]
Dark Lychee, Dark Litchi, ????
Doomsday was approaching…An ancient virus was released upon the world and from then on nothing was the same…Zombies, mutant wild animals and people with mutant powers…Jiang Liushi , one day woke up and found the Starseed in his mind, a Black Technology which could assist him in various ways.Its most important function? Refitting and upgrading vehicles![What? You thought it was a regular rundown minibus? Wrong! It was a Mobile Construction Vehicle (MCV) capable of massacring zombies, and everything that stood in its way, with its awesome weapons!]Follow Jiang and his MCV on their road to survival.
Yousuke Tokino, ????
I, Ichinosuke, failed to get a job for 100 consecutive times. Furthermore, my record is still being updated as unemployed.On my way to a job interview, I was involved in an accident with a truck and tragically passed away.And then, a Goddess bestowed upon me the ability to grow at a speed 400 times faster than normal, before sending me to a game-like otherworld.However, knowing that I would not become stronger even if I continued growing while jobless, I aimed to get a job, but I found out that it was my terrible fate to remain jobless.As my Growth Cheat and Jobless Cheat existed side-by-side in this otherworld, an adventure record, no doubt certified by the job-placement agency as a harmful book, begins here.
Daman
Anger. Pain. Desolation.
An orphan boy tries to forge his own destiny in order to seek the strength to avenge the deaths of his family, as he shatters the chains of servitude bond to him.
On his eighth birthday, Calron awakened to the weakest known power in the world: the element of lightning. However, unlike the normal golden lightning of other cultivators, Calron’s lightning was an azure-blue color.
Hiding his powers from the world, Calron embarks on a journey of ascending to Godhood and takes his first step into a world of friendship, revenge, and bloodshed.
Rickusan
Ah, so this is how death is? With the destruction of that nuclear project, we can now prevent a war from happening. I did it... I did it! It is now in your hands, guys. I will meet God in heaven and pray for the success of you all.
What does heaven look like? I will live my afterlife there and brag about how I help managed to make the world a better place.
When I am reborn, I want to see a festival where everyone will smile with no despair.
"Carry my commandment; bring peace upon this world and bring down the judgment hammer to those who wish of the world's destruction. Now live! Live to fulfill this duty and I shall grant you eternal happiness"
"Gather all babies over the kingdoms and execute them all!!!" The King can’t simply lose his authority due to a royal divine prophecy, foretelling the birth of the child that will cause destruction of his kingdom.
The Elduke mistress gave birth to her firstborn child, a son whom she had to say goodbye to. She washed her son away in the river, hoping that someday , someone will raise him well and he can bring a holocaust upon this Kingdom.
One day a young girl found a floating basket with a baby inside, her pure heart telling her to take the baby.
"Don't cry, you will be save, I'm here.. I won't let anything bad happen to you.."
She devote herself to take care of the baby, she can't let anything bad befell him.
"Mom, I will save this kid... please watch me from heaven, mom"
Xiao Ming
The peerless Demon Lord had been reborn. He used a dragon blade to sweep away powerful enemies from every direction and traversed the entire city, attracting countless beauties.
Legend_of_genesis
The most successful businessman of his time, who started from being a homeless orphan, died indignantly because of being plotted against by his most trusted aid, his own brother.
He is reincarnated as an owner of a small-scale herb store who is on the verge of being chased out by his landlord. He discovers that he has been reborn in a world of cultivation where the strong steps on the weak.
As he adapts to his new body and world, he discovers a mysterious mansion-like building in his mind and is shocked by the profound abilities and secrets he receives from it.
Aternus
Rainer, an amateur arcanist and college student, sought to create a new spell far surpassing the magic of the few he inherited from his grandfather. Yet the interference of an unknown event during the casting of his spell led him to be thrown through space and time.
Where status screens were accepted as normal and class distinctions were quite clear. Leveling and achieving a class beyond a simple farmer or peddler was an affair of life and death combined with years of hard training. Goblins were not the fodder that they should be, orcs filled bedtime stories in order to scare children into behaving, and a dragon? You might as well pack up and move to another country.
He, however, enters this world with the rare and powerful class of the Arcanist. How will the recently ardent seeker of magic find greater heights, or will he land in deeper depths?
?????, Wo Chi Xi Hong Shi, I Eat Tomatoes
Fate had never been kind to Ji Ning. Wracked by illnesses and infirm his entire life on Earth, Ji Ning knew early on that he would die as a teenager. What he didn’t know was that there really was such a thing as life after death and that the multiverse was a far larger place than he thought.
A lucky twist of fate meant that Ji Ning was reborn into a world of Immortals and monsters, of Ki Refiners and powerful Fiendgods, a world where Dynasties lasted for millions of years. A world which is both greater… and yet also smaller… than he ever could imagine. He would have the opportunity to join them, and in this life, Ji Ning swore to himself, he would never let himself be weak again! The Era he was born into was a Desolate one, but Ji Ning would make it his era.
????, Tian Can Tu Dou, Heavenly Silkworm Potato
The Great Yan Empire exists in a world where respect can only be earned through strength. Within this Great Yan Empire, the four great clans have always stood above the rest. Among them, a particular incident in the Lin Clan resulted in the banishment of a certain individual who went on to start his own family, in hopes of one day being recognized again by the Lin Clan, and rejoining them…
Hailing from a banished family of the Great Lin Clan, when Lin Dong was very young, he watched, powerless, as his talented father was easily crushed and crippled by the overwhelming genius of the great Lin Clan, Lin Langtian.
With a despairing father, a heartbroken grandfather, and a suffering family, ever since that fateful day, Lin Dong has been driven by a deep purpose; to take revenge on the man who had taken everything and more from his family.
Armed with nothing but willpower and determination, join Lin Dong as he unknowingly discovers a destiny greater than he could ever hope to imagine when he stumbles upon a mysterious stone talisman…
Feng Yin Zi Chen
In the foreign world, the martial artists dominate the world and the sword of the emperor controls the fate of hundreds of millions of lives! Long Yu, the number one killer on Earth, after dying, takes rebirth in this new world in an aristocratic family of martial artists but faces rejection because he is unable to practice martial arts.
Brocolli Lion, ??????????
One day, Earth’s God of Destiny, and Galdardia’s Chief God had a bet.
The God of Destiny lost, and chose ten mediocre souls to hand over.
To those ten souls, the Chief God of Galdardia handed them new vessels.
And amongst those mediocre souls was one salaryman who fought against his destiny of death.
How will this man grow from now on? Not the God of Destiny, nor the Chief God of Galdardia, nor even the author themselves know.
Umetane
Three years ago, to defeat the Demon God who was trying to destroy this world, thirteen Braves were summoned from another world. Each of them had varied ages and gender. Each of them was bestowed with cheat like powers not normal in this world.
One asked for indomitable will against any adversity.
One asked for god-like magic power.
One asked for a power to heal everyone.
One asked for a power to cook foods that will bring smiles to everyone.
And so forth, each of them conveyed their wish and were granted what they asked for so that they could complete their quest. They then departed, on an adventure to defeat the demon god. For two years, they journeyed together and survived many hardships in this world, through joy, sadness, and discord; they persevered and in the end brilliantly defeated the demon god, brought peace to this world and then decided to live there. Among those thirteen is one man that hid his whereabouts and disappeared after defeating the Demon God, but everyone would say:
It is he, the center of the thirteen braves, who is far more heroic than others.
It is he, who valiantly stands on the foremost line, protecting the others behind him.
It is he, the strongest man that killed the demon god.
And it is he, the only one who is blessed and loved the most by the goddess.