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Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale

If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and... Read more
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed. Updates on Wednesday and Saturday like clockwork. Collapse
LitRPG, Portal Fantasy, Isekai, Non-human Protagonist, Male Protagonist, Fantasy Creatures, Dwarves, Weak to Strong
#panic# the name of this novel is beers and beards instead of beefs and breads
Fixed.
a very good read; a fizzy clean read!
Its kinda bring a fresh perspective as not many stories centered around dwarf..hopefully its good..
Do female dwarfs also have a beard? Wierd
Sounds interesting
Huh my first time finding a dwarf novel alright… any reviews on this? Curious if this will be any good…
Is there elf mc novel? Never found it tho except some stupid sex crazed bastard.
I mean I remember a half elf mc which is reincarnated with the strongest system, but I do remember a popular (If I remember correctly) manga called Enough with This Slow Life! I Was Reincarnated as a High Elf and Now I’m Bored I think it has a novel just not on here
Aaahhh i read that...its a really good and beautiful manga...i was talking about novel tho...it made me cry so hard
Srry man I am not too sure of any good elf mc novels, noone writes them nor does many really look out for it so yeah… unless you are fine with reading about the half elf one I mentioned which is reincarnated with the strongest system
I Am A Legendary BOSS
There’s a comedy on RR about an elf MC who’s system lets him tank only when hit in the balls.
There is one on here about an mc who's half elf called death world commando. It's a little f#cked because some parts don't get properly pasted on ranobes.
It's pretty good. Quite unusual and new, the plot moves gradually but not too slowly and the interactions of the characters are well written.
Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone!
Well something original hmm and dwarf related sounds funDwarf Join the ranobe discord, link in my profile
This.... Also sounds interesting?(These lackluster reviews I am giving only consider the title and description)Feel free to correct me.
- An Adventure Brewing: Book 1 of Beers and Beards Release!
- Big Announcement: Hearthcon
- Book 1 - Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 11: Guild Politics
- Book 2: Chapter 14: Liquid Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 17: Pot Manor
- Book 2: Chapter 2: Resume Duties
- Book 2: Chapter 22: Market Mayhem
- Book 2: Chapter 25: Axeschlagen
- Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
- Book 2: Chapter 30: Quests and Queries
- Book 2: Chapter 33: Bean There, Done That
- Book 2: Chapter 36: Mine, all Mine
- Book 2: Chapter 39: Last Minute Preparations
- Book 2: Chapter 41: The Guild Vote
- Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives
- Book 2: Chapter 48: The Octamillenial Brewing Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 51: The Last Competitors
- Book 2: Chapter 54: Barista Brew Bundt
- Book 2: Chapter 57: Curtain Call
- Book 2. Chapter 6: Aptitude Test
- Book 2: Chapter 9: Brewing Blues
- Book 2 Official Release!
- Book 3: Chapter 1: The Manticore's Gullet
- Book 3: Chapter 12: Finding Home
- Book 3: Chapter 15: Inspector Gadget
- Book 3: Chapter 18: Pink, Red, and Silver
- Book 3: Chapter 20: The Quarterfinals
- Book 3: Chapter 23: Newton's Cradle
- Book 3: Chapter 26: Clan Herder
- Book 3: Chapter 29: Bentley - But Not The Car
- Book 3: Chapter 31: Elves!!!
- Book 3: Chapter 34: What Gose Around...
- Book 3: Chapter 37: Meeting Thadd Harmsson
- Book 3: Chapter 4: I Should Have Knocked on Wood
- Book 3: Chapter 42: Nitro
- Book 3: Chapter 45: Dwarf, Interrupted
- Book 3: Chapter 49: Gonna Wreck It
- Book 3: Chapter 51: He Drinks a Lager Drink
- Book 3: Chapter 54: 'Smokin
- Book 3: Chapter 57: Up Schist Creek
- Book 3: Chapter 6: Practicing Abilities
- Book 3: Chapter 62.5: The Guild's Decision
- Book 3: Chapter 66: Coins
- Book 3: Chapter 69: In deep shit
- Book 3: Chapter 71: Of Gods and Ex-Men
- Book 3: Chapter 74: Iris Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 77: Lapis
- Book 3: Chapter 8: Peter Bread
- Book 3 Epilogue: A New Day
- Book 4 A Good Year
- Book 4: Chapter 11: Balin – Into The Unknown
- Book 4: Chapter 14: Illusions of Grandeur
- Book 4: Chapter 17: Antechamber Antics
- Book 4: Chapter 2: The Duke of the North
- Book 4: Chapter 22: A Year Of Hard Work
- Book 4: Chapter 25: A Juicey Situation
- Book 4: Chapter 28: Maple Syrup
- Book 4: Chapter 4: A Good Year
- Book 4: Chapter 7: What's In A Name?
- Book 4: Prologue: All The Bits Of The Gods
- Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing
- Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride
- Chapter 15: Eh
- Chapter 18: Boom?
- Chapter 20: Boom!
- Chapter 23: Flash of Insight
- Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party
- Chapter 29: Tannins
- Chapter 31: Stoneants (2)
- Chapter 34: Closure
- Chapter 37: Interlude: Ginger I Can't Believe It's Not Ale
- Chapter 4: A glass half full
- Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing
- Chapter 45: The Competition Begins
- Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl
- Chapter 50: Pong
- Chapter 53: The Grand Market
- Chapter 56: The Boozen One
- Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action
- Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument
- Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle
- Chapter 67: Specialized
- Chapter 7: The Firmament (1)
- Chapter 72: The New Brew
- Chapter 75: Lily-Livered
- Chapter 78: The Feud
- Chapter 80: Release Day
- Chapter 9: Blessing
- Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction
- Interlude 4: The Grudge
- Oktoberfest BACK CATALOG ONLY Stub Announcement and Cover Reveal
- Answering Questions and Fanart
- Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting Book 2!
- Book 2: Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh
- Book 2: Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry
- Book 2: Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits
- Book 2: Chapter 18: Negotiations
- Book 2: Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads
- Book 2: Chapter 23: Flambè de Dwarf
- Book 2: Chapter 26: Monster Mash
- Book 2: Chapter 29: Sparge is a funny word.
- Book 2: Chapter 31: Sam I Am
- Book 2: Chapter 34: The Verdict Is In
- Book 2: Chapter 37: The Red Rage
- Book 2. Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar
- Book 2: Chapter 43: The Rules Arrive
- Book 2: Chapter 46: Being Judgey
- Book 2. Chapter 5: Lost in Translation
- Book 2: Chapter 52: The Best Brewer
- Book 2: Chapter 55: Release Day Remix
- Book 2: Chapter 58: The Fellowship of the Brew
- Book 2. Chapter 7: The New Guy
- Book 2 Cover and Announcements
- Book 2 - Prologue
- Book 3: Chapter 10: Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 13: Body and Mind
- Book 3: Chapter 16: Gone to Pasteur
- Book 3: Chapter 19: No Peeking
- Book 3: Chapter 21: The Human Market
- Book 3: Chapter 24: Canada Gose
- Book 3: Chapter 27: French Lessons
- Book 3: Chapter 3: Answering Hard Questions
- Book 3: Chapter 32: Delicious in Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 35: Odd Couples
- Book 3: Chapter 38: No More Beer!?
- Book 3: Chapter 40: Dwarven Influencer
- Book 3: Chapter 43: The Third Month of the Year 8000
- Book 3: Chapter 46: Imperial Majesty
- Book 3: Chapter 5: What's in Balin's Bag?
- Book 3: Chapter 52: Decocting Gravity
- Book 3: Chapter 55: Unorthodox Fishing
- Book 3: Chapter 58: Meeting Old Friends
- Book 3: Chapter 61: Deja Vu
- Book 3: Chapter 64: Lords and Ladies
- Book 3: Chapter 67: Bedrock
- Book 3: Chapter 7: The Mining Town of Gemena
- Book 3: Chapter 72: Final Format
- Book 3: Chapter 75: India Pale Ale
- Book 3: Chapter 78: The Kinshasa Drinking Contest
- Book 3: Chapter 80: Proclamation
- Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!
- Book 4: Chapter 1: The World and Everything In It
- Book 4: Chapter 12: Dimensional Dungeon Cascadia
- Book 4: Chapter 15: Elves are Officially Insane
- Book 4: Chapter 18: The King of the Elves
- Book 4: Chapter 20: Balin - A Year in Cascadia (1)
- Book 4: Chapter 23: Sing The Songs That Remind You Of The Good Times
- Book 4: Chapter 26: Balancing Act
- Book 4: Chapter 29: Stampede Breakfast
- Book 4: Chapter 5: Reply Hazy
- Book 4: Chapter 8: The Eyes of the Gods
- Book Release: I Ran Away to Evil
- Chapter 10: Rescue and realization
- Chapter 13: A Salty Balin
- Chapter 16: Coddled
- Chapter 19: Title Drop
- Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar
- Chapter 24: Das Boot
- Chapter 27: Boomdust
- Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle
- Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire
- Chapter 35: Interlude: Somewhere Else
- Chapter 38: Interlude: Brother Mine
- Chapter 40: At the Gates
- Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones
- Chapter 46: All In
- Chapter 49: And The Winner Is....
- Chapter 51: Through the Door
- Chapter 54: Meet the Maker
- Chapter 57: Interlude: Bran's Muffins
- Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake
- Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub
- Chapter 65: Under Pressure
- Chapter 68: Chosen Path
- Chapter 70: The Grand Opening
- Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away
- Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer
- Chapter 79: Rack 'em and Stack 'em
- Chapter 81: Highs and Lows
- Delay
- Interlude 2: Blue Opal
- Late Chapter
- Short break for health
- Audiobook Announcement
- Book 1 - Epilogue
- Book 2: Chapter 10: Talking Shop
- Book 2: Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship
- Book 2: Chapter 16: Call in the Copper
- Book 2: Chapter 19: A Stout Porter
- Book 2: Chapter 21: The Octamillenial Cooking Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 24: Who Hates Chapter Title Spoilers?
- Book 2: Chapter 27: Tell All
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Making the Cut
- Book 2: Chapter 32: Dear John
- Book 2: Chapter 35: Barista Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 38: The Emerald Lake
- Book 2: Chapter 40: Butter Knives Aren't Great at Stabbing
- Book 2: Chapter 44: Interlude: Competitors, Assemble!
- Book 2: Chapter 47: Copper and Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 504: Error
- Book 2: Chapter 53: Pete's Miniature Remembrance
- Book 2: Chapter 56: Interlude: Escaping Minnova
- Book 2: Chapter 59: Countdown to Departure
- Book 2: Chapter 8: The Darkwood
- Book 2: Epilogue: Change
- Book 2 Release April 2nd, Stub March 28th.
- Book 3: Chapter 11: The Walls
- Book 3: Chapter 14: The Pieces Move
- Book 3: Chapter 17: A Cozy Dwarf's Tale
- Book 3: Chapter 2: Goldstone Clan Grumble
- Book 3: Chapter 22: Hops
- Book 3: Chapter 25: Lucky Jean's
- Book 3: Chapter 28: Tablero da Gucci
- Book 3: Chapter 30: Unexpected Meeting
- Book 3: Chapter 33: A Worthy Brew
- Book 3: Chapter 36: Laying Pipe With Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 39: Balin - Deepcore Dungeon
- Book 3: Chapter 41: Magic is Hard
- Book 3: Chapter 44: Wet and Dry
- Book 3: Chapter 48: Tourmaline Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 50: Goats
- Book 3: Chapter 53: Bocks and Balls
- Book 3: Chapter 56: Therapy
- Book 3: Chapter 59: The Redlip Riot (1)
- Book 3: Chapter 62: Beer Goggles
- Book 3: Chapter 65: The Garden of Graves
- Book 3: Chapter 68: Contingency Number Two
- Book 3: Chapter 70: Duck, Duck, Dwarf
- Book 3: Chapter 73: All's Faire in Love and War
- Book 3: Chapter 76: Son of Sam
- Book 3: Chapter 79: The King of Crack
- Book 3: Chapter 9: Elemental, my dear Bando
- Book 3 Prologue: The Princess is in Another Castle
- Book 4: Chapter 10: A Weak Rock
- Book 4: Chapter 13: Spring Forward, Fall Back
- Book 4: Chapter 16: Trunk Castle
- Book 4: Chapter 19: Embassy Ball
- Book 4: Chapter 21: Balin - A Year in Cascadia (2)
- Book 4: Chapter 24: A Pressing Situation
- Book 4: Chapter 27: Backsweetening
- Book 4: Chapter 3: Elven Wine
- Book 4: Chapter 6: A Special Moment
- Book 4: Chapter 9: Kinshasa Adventuring Guild
- Break Day
- Chapter 11: Somewhere else
- Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf
- Chapter 17: Charcoal
- Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- Chapter 22: Office Gossip
- Chapter 25: A Wider World
- Chapter 28: BIG BOOM
- Chapter 30: Stoneants (1)
- Chapter 33: Loose Ends
- Chapter 36: Interlude: Heart to Hearts
- Chapter 39: The Journey
- Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff
- Chapter 44: Gamblin' Dwarf
- Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition
- Chapter 5: Be mine
- Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear
- Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf
- Chapter 58: Primetime BB
- Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax
- Chapter 63: Stalking Goat
- Chapter 66: Hopback
- Chapter 69: Fishy Situations
- Chapter 71: Tourmaline
- Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble
- Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble
- Chapter 8: The Firmament (2)
- Chapter 82: Shareholder
- End of Book 1 Thoughts
- Interlude 3: Glass works
- Merry Christmas and Cover 4 Reveal