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How to Survive as an Uchiha
A man reborn, more interested in his next meal than clan politics, finds himself caught in a power play that could reshape Konoha. Uchiha Masashi has seen it all before - literally. With memories of his past lives and abilities that shouldn't be possible, he'd rather perfect his combat skills than deal with clan drama.But when the newly appointed Fourth Hokage shows up with a proposal to unleash the Uchiha's power beyond their traditional police role, even Masashi has to pay attention. The clan sees opportunity. The village sees profit. Masashi sees the threads of fate that once led to his clan's destruction starting to weave again.
As the Uchiha rush to prove themselves "ten times better than the Hy?ga," Masashi walks a fine line between duty and survival. He knows too much - about the Nine-Tails incident that could destroy his clan's reputation, about young Shisui's tragic destiny, about the wheels already in motion. The question is: will he bother trying to change any of it?
After all, in a world where even the strongest must sometimes bend to fate, sometimes the smartest move is to grab some dango and watch it all unfold.
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I don't own Naruto. Kudos to Masashi Kishimoto.Warnings:
- AU
- politics
- powerful MC
- harem (2 girls)
- MC is sometimes ruthless
- shadow clones are not almighty
- will be revealed slowly as the story progresses
- MC from Earth (never said he isn't, read between lines!)Advance Chapters on p@treon:
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Alternate World Based on an Anime Calm Protagonist Carefree Protagonist Eye Powers Male Protagonist Ninjas Politics Reincarnation Second Chance Strong to Stronger
- 01 – A Policeman’s Lunch Break
- 04 – Behind Closed Doors
- 07 – How to Drown Your Problems
- 10 – A Clan’s Currency
- 102 – Numbers Mean Nothing
- 105 – Vacation in Konoha
- 108 – Smiles and Daggers
- 110 – Pieces on the Board
- 113 – A Perfect Performance of Imperfection
- 116 – Today’s Weather: Deadly Clear
- 119 – Size Matters
- 121 – New Home, Old Wounds
- 124 – The Most Obedient Student Wins: A Ninja Bribe
- 127 – The Diplomat Who Could Kill You
- 13 – Mercy’s Price
- 132 – Not All Storms Come With Rain
- 135 – Puppets and Provocations
- 138 – Sasori’s Harvest of Bloodlines
- 140 – Coexisting with Darkness
- 143 – The Three Sages’ Power
- 146 – Scripts by Day, Schemes by Night
- 149 – Tonight’s ‘Riding Equipment
- 151 – Thumbs Up to Death
- 154 – Diplomatic Deception
- 157 – Kakuzu’s Client Service Rating
- 16 – Madara You Are Not
- 162 – The Cat’s Paw Strikes
- 165 – Kingmakers and Gravediggers
- 168 – The Armored Cat’s Revenge
- 170 – The Last Sound They’ll Ever Hear
- 173 – Peace Tastes Like Night Market Food
- 176 – Rain That Never Stops
- 179 – What Adorable Girls! (One’s a Boy?)
- 20 – Views from the High Ground
- 23 – When Kiri Comes Knocking
- 26 – Wolves at the Table
- 29 – How to Kill Your Friends
- 32 – How to Train Your Snake
- 35 – Eagles and Butterfly [Warning]
- 38 – Prelude to Chaos
- 41 – Running Through the Night
- 44 – Playing Teacher Again
- 47 – A Village Divided
- 50 – Into the Mist
- 53 – Flames Around the Bonfire
- 56 – Dungeons and Dragons
- 59 – War Council
- 62 – What Binds Us
- 65 – The Walking Dead
- 68 – Rest in Peace
- 71 – The Chain That Binds
- 74 – Diapers and Diplomacy
- 77 – Kindred Spirits
- 80 – Tales from a Thousand Lies
- 83 – The Weight We Carry
- 86 – Four Faces Forward
- 89 – Paper Tigers and Battle Cries
- 92 – The Last Speech Never Given
- 95 – Explosions in the Forest
- 98 – The Lion Visits the Jackals
- Chapter 180 - Fugaku’s Calligraphy and Sasuke’s Dangerous Gift
- 02 – A Shinobi’s Guide to Bar Etiquette
- 05 – The Business of Blood
- 08 – How to Buy a Kumo Ninja
- 100 – Checkmate in Kusa
- 103 – One-Man Army
- 106 – What Eyes Don’t See
- 109 – Masks Within Masks
- 111 – The Puppet Who Pulled His Own Strings
- 114 – Baby Turtle’s Symphony
- 117 – The Day the Mist Turned Red
- 12 – Reflections of a Teleporter
- 122 – Hide and Seek with the Clan Head
- 125 – The First Lesson: Sweat Now, Jutsu Later
- 128 – The Sweetest Poison
- 130 – Contracts in Blood and Ink
- 133 – The White Ghost Enters the Desert
- 136 – Shadows Moving Under the Suna Sun
- 139 – Kindred Spirits in a Sandstorm
- 141 – Size Is Justice
- 144 – The White Ghost’s Ambition
- 147 – Titans of Flame and Sand
- 15 – The Cookie That Fooled No One
- 152 – The Pit Beneath Konoha
- 155 – Document Written in Blood
- 158 – Preparing the Battlefield
- 160 – The Red Cloud Observers
- 163 – From Beyond the Grave
- 166 – Nine Lives, One Deal
- 169 – The Cat That Broke the Balance
- 171 – The Tailed Beast’s Trust
- 174 – Trampolines and Nuclear Warheads
- 177 – Pain in Reality, Peace in Dreams
- 18 – Man of Everyone’s Dreams
- 21 – A Cold Day in Heaven
- 24 – The Sharpest Weapon is a Smile
- 27 – A Night With Danzo
- 30 – Flash, Strike, Silence
- 33 – Taming the Wild
- 36 – A Different Path to Power
- 39 – United We Stand (For Now)
- 42 – To Chain a Beast
- 45 – Lessons and Lies
- 48 – Grave Sins
- 51 – Standards of Excellence
- 54 – From Hero to Zero to…?
- 57 – The Observer’s Dinner Show
- 60 – The Final Bath
- 63 – Echoes of Another Life
- 66 – Killer B
- 69 – Legacy of the Hollow
- 72 – White Mist, Red Dawn
- 75 – Ghosts of Yesterday’s Love
- 78 – The First “Astronaut”
- 81 – The Storyteller’s Gift
- 84 – Pride of the Uchiha
- 87 – Masters of the Coin
- 90 – The Election Show
- 93 – Welcome Home, Hero(?)
- 96 – Last Stand
- 99 – Playing House
- Chapter 181 - Investment Auditing and Dating Advice
- 03 – When the Hokage Comes Knocking
- 06 – Would You Like to Surrender?
- 09 – Tea with the Hokage
- 101 – How to Make Friends in Kusa
- 104 – Fire Meets Dust
- 107 – No Eyebrows, No Mercy
- 11 – Two Prodigies, One Crown
- 112 – Masks Within Masks Within Masks
- 115 – Fools Who Watch the Night
- 118 – The Three-Tomoe Miracle
- 120 – The Day Obito Lost Twice
- 123 – Pride, Power, and Preschoolers
- 126 – A Bath, A Dinner, and Unspoken Intentions
- 129 – Money Talks
- 131 – Peace Treaty, War Brewing
- 134 – The Most Confused Fathers in the Ninja World
- 137 – The Kazekage’s Interrupted Mining Day
- 14 – A Land of Endless Rain
- 142 – The Sky Belongs to Susanoo
- 145 – Mastering Magnetism
- 148 – No Escape From Tradition
- 150 – History Written in Ice and Snow
- 153 – The Two-Tails’ Choice
- 156 – Grudges Never Die
- 159 – The Professor’s Final Lesson in War
- 161 – Winner Takes All
- 164 – Boomer’s Final Vow
- 167 – The Falling Sky
- 17 – Tea With Your Grandmother
- 172 – Uchiha’s Triumph, Konoha’s Future
- 175 – Between Hills and Valleys
- 178 – A Game He Cannot Win
- 19 – The Day Before Tomorrow
- 22 – A Tale of Two Mothers
- 25 – The Ghost at the Table
- 28 – Five Million Reasons
- 31 – One-Way Tourism
- 34 – Not Your Typical Snake Sage
- 37 – Tea Under a Full Moon
- 40 – A Mountain of Ice, A Mountain of Flame
- 43 – A Simple Solution?
- 46 – The Breaking Point
- 49 – A Final Cup of Sake
- 52 – Old Friends, New Games
- 55 – A Different Kind of Desert
- 58 – The Calm Before Thunder
- 61 – The Slaughter at Yu
- 64 – Over Three Hundred Secrets Under Stone
- 67 – Becoming Empty
- 70 – Snake Eyes on the Cat
- 73 – Brewing Changes
- 76 – Legacy Hunters
- 79 – Underground Diplomacy
- 82 – Homecoming
- 85 – All Hands Raised
- 88 – The Things We Share
- 91 – A Banker’s Revolution
- 94 – The Geography of Power
- 97 – Fangs in the Grass
- Chapter 179 - What Adorable Girls! (One’s a Boy?)