I Might As Well Quit This Lousy Wizard Profession

Chapter 71 - 71 070 Creepy

?Chapter 71: 070 Creepy Chapter 71: 070 Creepy Zhou Xiaoxiao handed Lin An a piece of paper that was filled with delicate script and hand-drawn patterns.

Her expression was earnest, “My innate witchcraft is quite useful and has helped the Witches’ Assembly a lot, so I was able to exchange some witchcraft there. I told them I wanted to repay you, so they helped me pick this.”

Lin An looked down and saw written on the paper—’Witchcraft: Hexagram Ground Hourglass, Training Steps’ (High-grade secret technique, prohibited from being shared).

—Use sand as the medium, the direction in which sand falls in the hourglass is the ground direction. With this, the walls of tall buildings can become the ground, and so can the ceiling.

—The ability to change ground directions can be applied to oneself or the enemy.

—Notes for attention: 1. In areas covered by the Witch Hunter Knights’ inferno, this witchcraft is highly likely to fail. 2. Changing directions can easily lead to a lack of environmental awareness, please be careful. 3. When using this witchcraft, the sense of direction will decrease. 4…

“You should keep it for now,” Zhou Xiaoxiao said seriously, “You can only start learning after you’ve passed the Emotional Fluctuation Period. Learning it now could easily exacerbate emotional fluctuation issues, and you might become a weakened version of a Sorcerer Zombie.”

Lin An nodded, folded the paper, and put it away.

“You really should join the ‘Mad Wizard’s Tree Hole’ organization,” Zhou Xiaoxiao shook her head, “I heard that just like the Assembly, you need to contribute to the organization to exchange for witchcraft, but they teach us a lot of common-sense information.”

Lin An shook his head without saying anything, just smiling and expressing his thanks.

Soon, the two walked through a corridor and arrived at a practice room behind it.

“Shu Yun is teaching a yoga class for ordinary people, she’ll be here soon,” Zhou Xiaoxiao led Lin An to the changing room next door, pointing to one of them, “There’s a soft set of clothes prepared for you inside, you should go change.”

“Yoga…” Lin An was curious, “Can I sit in and listen?”

After all, the little boss had actually paid the membership fee for him, and since Qin had transferred her membership to Chen Shuyun, he should be able to learn from her, right?

Not to mention, Chen Shuyun had once said that he should practice more sports to make the characteristics of his Breathing Skill less obvious.

“No, Shu Yun’s yoga studio only accepts female students, and inside…” Zhou Xiaoxiao raised an eyebrow, a ‘you know what I mean’ expression on her face, followed by a mischievous smile, “I know, you’re definitely curious, but the students wouldn’t want you watching, we have to protect the privacy of our clients.”

“I’m not that kind of person!” Lin An said indignantly, but it was in vain as Zhou Xiaoxiao pushed him into the changing room, “If you want to learn, Shu Yun will teach you privately. Hurry up and change.”

“…”

Lin An quickly understood what Zhou Xiaoxiao meant when Chen Shuyun arrived from another area drenched in sweat; her peach-pink yoga outfit was definitely too enticing.

A thin layer, clinging tightly to her body…

He didn’t understand why these women needed to wear such clothing for yoga because the yoga gear Chen Shuyun prepared for him was quite loose-fitting.

A quick-drying T-shirt and a pair of modal lantern pants, both in loose styles, were very comfortable to wear.

As Chen Shuyun’s gaze converged on him, a huge white python suddenly appeared in the practice room, but the squirrel he had seen before was nowhere to be seen.

Eaten…

Had the snake eaten it?

Lin An had such a suspicion.

Wiping sweat with a towel, Chen Shuyun waved Lin An and Zhou Xiaoxiao over to a writing board in the corner, where she drew a pentagram.

“It’s good that Xiaoxiao is here to listen. Across generations, the Witches’ Assembly has researched and improved on Chen-style Flexibility Skill, establishing the ‘Five Systems Theory of Happiness, Anger, Worry, Thought, and Fear’ on its foundation, and optimized Soft Body Skill based on this theory.”

She wrote joy, anger, worry, thought, and fear at each tip of the pentagram and then drew a circle connecting the five emotions.

“These five emotions are basically the most common during the initial period of Wizards’ emotional fluctuations upon awakening.”

“Each has its characteristics, joy vibrates like fire, fear billows like water, thought is dull, anger is stagnant, and worry is sharp,” Chen Shuyun explained, her expression turning serious, “They suppress each other yet also give rise to each other.”

“There is much to discuss here, and it can get very complex, but understanding this at the early stages of casting witchcraft is not very useful. I will analyze based on your two’s specific situations,” she continued.

“Lin An, your primary emotional fluctuation is anger, which gave rise to joy, manifesting a state of vibrancy like fire.”

“Xiaoxiao, your primary emotional fluctuation is worry, which gave rise to fear, manifesting a state of billowing like water.”

“To analyze deeper, Lin An, your casting materials should be blood, a heart, or something related. Xiaoxiao’s casting materials should be something related to ‘secretion’ or ‘fluid’, such as water, liquid metal, crystals, amber, honey, and so on.”

Zhou Xiaoxiao looked at Chen Shuyun with confusion, “Why is it that my emotional fluctuation manifests as worry, but it shows the characteristics of fear?”

Chen Shuyun shook her head, “This is a complex theory, I will explain it to you in detail later. This question also puzzled Wizards at first, making it easy to confuse one’s innate talents and leading to a misdirection in the choice of learning witchcraft.”

“Just remember, this theory is the result of countless Wizards paying a high price to summarize, and there are seldom exceptions.”