I Might As Well Quit This Lousy Wizard Profession

Chapter 77 - 77 074 Dizzy Witchcraft

?Chapter 77: 074 Dizzy Witchcraft Chapter 77: 074 Dizzy Witchcraft Wizards are terrifying, not only because they control such powerful means of destruction.

At least, that’s how Lin An’s senses perceived it.

The most terrifying thing was that the little raccoon mask wizard, clearly split in two by the Water Blade, managed to sprout a pair of moth wings from his back the instant his body halves started to fall to the left and right.

The fluffy moth wings fluttered once, causing the two halves of the body to collide, and the wings wrapped around the body from the back, barely holding it together again.

“Ah ah ah~~~~”

The raccoon-masked wizard, clearly split in two, did nothing but wail ‘it hurts so much,’ but did not die.

Chen Shuyun obviously anticipated such a scenario; her Water Blade Witchcraft attacks did not cease.

A two-meter-long Water Blade sliced horizontally towards the crazed wizard, and with a ‘puff,’ his legs were torn from his knees.

“Wu wu wu…”

The raccoon-masked wizard started crying out in pain, his cries growing sadder and sadder, and as he cried, a terrifying black vortex appeared around Chen Shuyun.

It was a vortex of sorrow, dreadful as the abyss.

The weeping echoed in Chen Shuyun’s ears, so sorrowful and painful that it pried open the sadness deep in her memories.

It was the most desperate of nights when her parents died, Witch-hunting Knights searched every corner of the city, her sister’s fate was unknown after leading them away for her, and she could only hide helplessly in the stinking ditch of the Water Mirror World, feeling the whole sky overcast.

Endless sadness rushed into her heart, and she felt as though she had fallen into an endless abyss, surrounded by darkness.

At that moment, it was as if she heard the roar of a beast, the voice from deep within her soul.

Telling her, “It’s all because of you that sister lived such a hard life!”

—”You’ve always been a burden, a burden!”

—”Hiding at home and in the yoga studio every day, not daring to meet people, spending your days scrolling through your phone and sleeping, aren’t you no different from dead?”

—”You might as well be dead!”

Strong emotions piled up in her heart, and the control over witchcraft that Chen Shuyun had suddenly lost over time surged again, her eyes filled with violence, madness, repression, and struggle.

Rip~

An exceedingly eerie tearing sound.

She shredded the enveloping darkness into pieces.

By then, Lin An had already done more.

Seeing Chen Shuyun not looking very reliable, he couldn’t place all his hopes on her. What was more important was finding his own battlefield.

Exploit strength, avoid weaknesses.

Witchcraft combat was not his area of expertise at the moment, but when it came to spirituality, even though his understanding was still shallow, it was a domain completely untouched by others.

A battlefield that belonged solely to him.

Wizard combat was not turn-based, and he couldn’t just lash out with a whip and give up. His red string whipped furiously, and his left hand wasn’t idle either.

He had nearly transformed into a black cat, frantically waving his left hand to unleash a barrage at the spiritual puppet of the raccoon-masked wizard.

Aiming straight at that long nose.

Better to break one finger than to injure ten!

Mr. Liu’s Spiritual Grey Wolf’s ears broke, causing particularly significant damage to Mr. Liu.

Even if this couldn’t kill the crazed wizard, it would greatly weaken him in such a tense battle.

In Lin An’s industry terminology, this was called support.

He faithfully executed his task.

Almost at the moment Chen Shuyun severed the crazed wizard’s legs, Lin An swung his left hand with a big scoop and flicked his right hand with the red string, finally smashing the spiritual puppet’s nose.

Was the crazed wizard crying because his legs were broken?

Of course not, he didn’t even cry when split in half!

Lin An didn’t know what the nose meant to the spiritual puppet, but his actions were clearly effective.

The long wooden nose instantly turned into woody-colored debris and disappeared into the palm of his hand, slowly gathering inside him in a mysteriously concealed place.

But now was not the time to worry about that.

As the crazed wizard’s cry waned, vision blurred, the spiritual puppet vanished.

Lin An started rushing toward the crazed wizard, running on all fours across the ground just like an agile black cat.

He quickly changed his target.

After all, the crazed wizard was a Wizard, who knows what other witchcraft methods he might have, and that was not something Lin An could confront.

Bypassing the crazed wizard, he dashed toward the dark gold statue behind him.

The dark gold statue, floating in mid-air, also descended to ground level as the crazed wizard’s legs broke, giving Lin An the opportunity.

With a fierce leap, he jumped onto the dark gold statue.

The statue wasn’t particularly tall, only about two and a half meters, but Lin An boosted himself off its knees and jumped high, swinging the red string in his hand.

Take this, a big scoop!

“Pop~”

The rope lashed viciously on the neck of the dark gold statue, a wound appeared, and dark gold blood seeped out.

“Roar~”

The dark gold statue roared angrily, swinging its dark gold arms at Lin An.

But Lin An lightly stepped on its arm and scurried up its head as if he were smoke.

A massive jolt flowed through, and Lin An quickly grabbed the head of the dark gold statue, his hands digging into the statue’s eyes like fierce cat claws.

Sky Drifter Eyes provided a crystal-clear vision that relayed all the surrounding information to his mind.

Chen Shuyun and the raccoon-masked wizard had started fighting.

As their battle commenced, the dark gold statue seemed to lose its spirituality, being influenced by the raccoon-masked wizard’s casting process and executing some casting motions.

Allowing Lin An to sit on its back, legs tightly wrapped around its neck, batting furiously at its head with mighty blows.

Again, and again, and yet again.

80! 80! 80! …

The crazed wizard’s eyes visibly glazed over, and Chen Shuyun seized the opportunity again, controlling the flow of water to create a Water Blade that sliced through his waist.

But it seemed to have no effect, as moth wings sprouted from the wizard’s body, enveloping the wound and holding his form together, though it was in several pieces.

Chen Shuyun obviously realized this and changed her mode of attack.

Just then, the rabbit mask wizard finally made his move. Hopping and jumping around, he turned the entire ‘Oven’ World into a maze of magma pillars. The woods and yoga studio within the scope of his witchcraft burst into flames, setting the entire area ablaze.

“Raccoon, Raccoon, what’s wrong with you?”

He leaned over curiously, peering at the struggling little raccoon mask wizard.

Accustomed to this man’s behavior, the little raccoon mask wizard took the opportunity to mutter, “I’m terribly dizzy!”

“Dizzy? Dizzy!” exclaimed the rabbit mask wizard excitedly, clapping his hands, “‘Dizzy’!”

He abruptly raised his hands, twisting his body and swaying, “Let’s all get ‘Dizzy’ together.”

Clang~

A strange clanging noise echoed throughout the ‘Oven’ World, as if a beverage bottle was being crazily shaken, the liquid inside churning chaotically.

Twisted planes of liquid appeared within the confines of the ‘Oven’.

It was as though the entire world had been cut into pieces.

Yet it seemed not to be an attack on space itself, but rather an effect on vision and spatial perception.

Everyone present—Chen Shuyun, Lin An, the little raccoon mask wizard, and the rabbit mask wizard—all felt as though the world had descended into chaos.

It was as if everything seen was randomly chopped into pieces and then haphazardly put back together.

And this chopping and reassembling were dynamic.

Sometimes, even though it felt like one was lifting a hand, the hand seemed to move behind one’s back instead.

No, even that hand, within one’s field of vision, was twisted into several images: some in the bottom left-hand corner, some behind the back, and some appearing unnaturally large.

The ground, the air, the flames, bodies, effects of witchcraft, water flows, moths…

Everything was shattered and scrambled together.

As everyone looked around, all they could see were numerous distorted images. The enemies seemed to blend into the environment, continually twisting.

The little raccoon mask wizard, already close to passing out from Lin An’s blows, couldn’t help but retch, shouting angrily, “Damn it! Stop it, what are you doing… bleh~”

The rabbit mask wizard, however, kept on twisting his waist like a madman, laughing hysterically, “‘Dizzy~~ Dizzy~~~'”

Everyone was dizzy, their entire field of vision fragmented and everything seemed to be twisting and shaking.

Meanwhile, the flames within the ‘Oven’ grew larger and larger, with even the grass starting to emit thick smoke. Streams of lava-like cracks spread across many corners of the ground, the heat rolling in waves, giving the sensation that even the soles of one’s shoes were becoming sticky.

There was one person whose vision was unaffected!

Lin An!

Of course, the distorted images his eyes saw truly made him feel nauseous, but within the larger field of ‘Sky-Scanning Eyes,’ everything still remained as it was!

Yes, the ‘Oven’ witchcraft did not limit his ‘Sky-Scanning Eyes’ witchcraft, and this ‘Dizzy’ spatial visual confusion witchcraft also failed to affect his ‘Sky-Scanning Eyes’ witchcraft!

He simply closed his eyes and rapidly analyzed the entire battle situation solely through his ‘Sky-Scanning Eyes.’

The raccoon mask-wearing Wizard fell to the ground, vomiting all over, and then cried out due to the heat of the ground scalding him.

Although Chen Shuyun was still standing and could still cast witchcraft, her witchcraft attacks were hitting nothing but empty ground.

There was also the rabbit mask-wearing Wizard, twisting his body madly on the magma-covered ground, swinging wildly.

Then there was the spiritual level.

Chen Shuyun seemed to have adapted to her current casting state in the battle, and the dark gold statue kneeling on the rugged ground finally stopped struggling within the red ropes, waving its right hand quickly to release witchcraft.

The rabbit mask-wearing Wizard’s dark gold statue spread its arms as if embracing the entire range covered by the ‘Oven’ witchcraft, the whole statue twisting as if shaking a box in its hands.

The raccoon mask-wearing Wizard’s dark gold statue appeared somewhat dazed, but the large pocket of its own seemed unable to inflict much damage, with only some shallow scratches on its head.

In the end, it was because of insufficient strength.

Just then, he keenly saw the pale hands that were propping open the space around the dark gold statue starting to slowly close.

Is this…

Was the raccoon mask-wearing Wizard about to falter in his casting?

Lin An’s expression flickered, he gauged the distance and suddenly leaped onto the raccoon-masked Wizard’s dark gold statue’s head, supporting himself on hands and feet, then stretched out.

He leaped with force.

His body vaulted through the air, hands and feet reaching out to grab the shoulders of the rabbit mask-wearing Wizard’s dark gold statue, and with momentum, he fiercely swung his right hand to deliver a hefty pocket blow.

Smack~

Unlike the raccoon mask-wearing wizard’s dark gold statue, this one appeared particularly brittle.

With a flick of his fingers, a scratch appeared instantly.

As he swung, countless amounts of blood spurted out, dousing him from head to toe.

“Ahh~~~”

Lin An let out a piercing scream as the agonizing sting of the blood spread instantly throughout his body.

But he did not let go, instead, his expression turned fierce, and he bit down fiercely into the neck of the dark gold statue.

In his Cat Instinct State, he instinctively felt this was his most powerful attack method.

And it indeed was!

He did not expect his biting force to be even stronger than his pocket blow.

The dark gold blood spread through his mouth, the sting as painful as a knife slicing down his esophagus, as if it was burrowing into his heart and carving out his bones.

But he bit down even harder.

He had always known that staying calm in the face of adversity and finding the slightest chance for survival was only the beginning; seizing that opportunity fiercely was the way out!