I Might As Well Quit This Lousy Wizard Profession

Chapter 86 - 86 081 Pah scumbag

?Chapter 86: 081 Pah, scumbag! Chapter 86: 081 Pah, scumbag! “I am an orphan and have never felt the warmth of a group growing up. The supernatural world is so wonderful and alluring. Please allow me to contribute to the organization.”

“This is my declaration of intent, and I will actively strive to do my best!”

“So that I can win everyone’s recognition!”

Lin An spoke with great excitement. As he spoke, his eyes—already red—began to fill with shimmering tears.

He sniffled, trying hard not to let himself cry, as if he thought that doing so was not manly enough.

“I’ve been living aimlessly. I didn’t know why I was working so hard. It was my boss, Lu Dexian, who gave me hope in life, telling me that I, too, could be extraordinary!”

“He is my mentor, who has been truly kind to me. I am so grateful!”

“And there’s Professor Cao. Since the day I met him, he has been teaching me selflessly. I asked Lu, my young boss, if I should start calling him ‘Master.’ He told me that I need to strive to be even better before I could earn Professor Cao’s recognition.”

“I will work hard and cherish every opportunity.”

“Also, Doctor Zhang, who taught me the ‘Spirit Cat Spinal Stretching Technique.’ After that, I began to experience transcendental powers.”

“Oh wow~” Lin An exclaimed excitedly, “This is transcendental power!”

He swung his fist vigorously, “Just like in the movies and novels, so cool. Ha, I don’t need to go back to the Middle Ages; I can still enjoy the benefits of modern society yet easily come in contact with transcendental powers!”

“Can you imagine how excited I am?”

“I often stay up all night, thrilled and full of fantasies about the future.”

“I think…”

Lin An lifted his head, pressed his fist to his chest, with such a devout expression, “I, too, will become a great witch-hunting knight in the future, to protect the peace of the human world, to shelter every weak and innocent ordinary person, and to charge against the evil wizards!”

“I think…”

His eyes seemed to glow. No, his whole being seemed to shine.

“This is the beginning of my journey in the supernatural world. I think it’s particularly meaningful. I will delve into contact with wizards and the Witch Organization, which will lay a solid foundation for me to become a fully qualified witch-hunting knight in the future!”

“And…”

At this point, Lin An became somewhat shy and bashful, and he said with embarrassment, “Actually, I want to say that being an undercover agent, especially in the supernatural world, is incredibly thrilling!”

“It’s just so damn exciting!”

He was so sincere, so devout, so ecstatic, “Please, let me undertake this mission!”

His words were earnest, and his voice conveyed deep emotion.

Lin An swore that the intense emotion in his speech was genuine.

Doctor Zhang was moved; he had always been a fat man who was easily touched. But, moved as he was, he did not approve of Lin An going undercover.

In his eyes, his daughter, Lu Tingyu’s son, and the disciple of Mr. Cao in front of him were all successors of the next generation for the Antler Witch-Hunting Knight Order.

Successors were not to be used like this.

He frowned and was about to speak up when he reconsidered. Lu, the young boss, could refuse because Lu Jiao’s father was no longer here, and as an elder, he could certainly decide for him.

So, reluctantly, he turned to look at Mr. Cao.

Everyone was looking at Mr. Cao. The knight-apprentice before them seemed so perfect for the role and had volunteered so eagerly that everyone was quite pleased.

Firstly, he was one of their own, which greatly reduced the risk of defecting to the wizard camp. He was also an orphan with no family. Furthermore, since he worked for Lu’s company, he was less likely to defect due to economic or other life issues.

How appropriate.

But this was, after all, Mr. Cao’s disciple.

Professor Cao was silent for a long time and then slowly opened his eyes, looking seriously at Lin An, “They have given me the choice, but I pass it to you, because this is an extremely dangerous matter. Once exposed, even the slightest carelessness can lead to death.”

“I can feel your passion, your excitement, your desire. But once the initial excitement wears off, you should consider more carefully what you will be facing!”

He saw Lin An about to make an eager statement and shook his head, “We will work out a more detailed plan, including what innate witchcraft and witchcraft notes should be provided to the undercover agent. All these require time.”

“Tomorrow, at the earliest, we can have everything ready.”

“Think it through, and come to Mr. Zhang’s clinic tomorrow afternoon to tell me, to receive your mission.”

“Or, think it over and know when to back down. That would also be a wise choice, and no one will blame you for it.”

“Exactly, exactly. This kind of thing is no joke.” The young boss, who had somehow sobered up, strode up to Lin An, seriously looking at all the uncles and elders, “I think I’m more reliable than An. You guys could consider me, you know!”

“Heh~” Professor Cao gazed at him, “When you have a child with some woman, I’ll strip the Lu Jiao from your body and give it to them. Then you can do whatever you want. But for now, no negotiating!”

“You!” The young boss glared at Mr. Cao, then turned to look at the others for support.

Unfortunately, no one supported him.

“It was my idea in the first place!” The young boss frowned in displeasure, “Damn it, Mr. Cao!”

Then, the young boss who had sworn at his elders was kicked out.

Lin An accompanied him out.

“An!” The young boss grabbed Lin An’s shoulder, whispering anxiously, “I think you shouldn’t get involved in this kind of thing, you understand? It’s dangerous.”

But An remained overly excited, exclaiming, “I think it’s thrilling!”

“Yeah…” The young boss glumly looked towards the slaughterhouse’s iron gate, “I also think it’s so thrilling.”

Eventually, he clearly accepted the situation and, with Lin An, headed to where they were parked.

Who knew what went through his mind, but as he started the car, his eyes lit up, “An, how about I team up with you?”

Lin An was startled, looking at him with confusion.

“You know, like I provide support for you. Think about it. Being a spy, undercover, it’s definitely hard on your own.” The young boss grasped the car’s gear shift fiercely and shoved it into drive, “You need someone to analyze the situation with you, someone to cover you, someone to back you up, and besides, your boss here has a magical superpower…”
As he spoke, he lifted his hand to flick his bangs with a grin, given Lin An’s puzzled expression, “I’m rich!”

And so, with Lin An’s bizarre look of approval, he laughed heartily, pressing the accelerator to drop Lin An off at the residential complex.

“That settles it, then! If you freaking ditch me and go solo, I’ll fire you, fire! Got it?”

Lin An was somewhat helpless but eventually could only agree.

By the time he got home, it was extremely late.

So much had happened today.

He had practiced the complex and demanding Soft Body Technique all day, which was particularly taxing on his physical strength. By the afternoon, he was often forcing himself to continue purely out of willpower.

Then two crazed wizards came to his door to attack.

He and Chen Shuyun joined forces against them; one of the wizards died, and the other escaped with serious injuries.

Afterward, he turned into a black cat to pursue the fugitive, and amidst the Witch Hunter Knights’ manhunt, he killed the severely wounded wizard.

Then he escaped from the Witch Hunter Knights’ pursuit.

Finally, he ended up following the young boss to the Antler Witch-Hunting Knight Order’s den and volunteered to go undercover into the Witch Organization.

Everything was happening so fast, each event demanded tremendous energy, and even though he was often aided by his powers, he was still incredibly exhausted.

After returning home, he was too tired to engage with Ugly Head’s relentless chatter and collapsed onto the bed, closing his eyes in a drowsy haze.

In his drowsy state, he faintly heard Ugly Head saying, “You see, in that dream I had, that young woman pushed her kid to find you, even wanted to leave the child with you…”
“Lin An, Lin An, this is… this is seriously wicked!”

“!!!”

Lin An immediately snapped awake, looking incredulously at the thing, “What did you say?”

Ding-dong~~~
The doorbell rang for the third time tonight.

Lin An’s expression was both vigilant and strange as he glared at Ugly Head, “Clarify, what about some young woman’s child?”

“How should I know, you ask me and I ask who?” Ugly Head was agitated, the blood that trickled from its tips to its mouth sprayed Lin An as it spoke, “Pfft, jerk!”