Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.***Book 2 is out now, with new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, fresh off the bakery!What to expect from this story:- No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins.- Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.- The only kind of OP here is how "overpriced" the crab's deals are.- A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason.- Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions.- Did I mention there will be pastries?
Adventurers Character Growth Charismatic Protagonist Charming Protagonist Comedic Undertone Determined Protagonist Economics Fantasy World Game Elements Handsome Male Lead High Fantasy Isekai Level System LitRPG Male Protagonist Medieval Merchants Money Grubber Non-human Protagonist Not Harem Overpowered Protagonist Poor to Rich Portal Fantasy Reincarnated as a Monster RPG Satire Store Owner Stubborn Protagonist Sword And Magic Weak to Strong
- Chapter 1: Stepping Stones
- Chapter 100.5: The Road Not So Far, (2)
- Chapter 103: Crowns for a Crab
- Chapter 106: Star Beach
- Chapter 109: New Arrival
- Chapter 111: Swoop
- Chapter 114: Tudor’s Hall
- Chapter 117: The Very Hungry Slime on a Pillar
- Chapter 12: A Spider Problem
- Chapter 122: Voided Warranty
- Chapter 125: Crossing Paths
- Chapter 128: The Place That Once Was
- Chapter 130: Pie and Tea
- Chapter 133: Split Path
- Chapter 136: Peddling Water
- Chapter 139: Dead Zed Ned
- Chapter 141: The City of Marquessa
- Chapter 144: Margo’s Baking Boutique
- Chapter 147: Marquessa’s Baroness
- Chapter 15: Red Handed
- Chapter 152: Alley Cats
- Chapter 155: Bread and Breakfast
- Chapter 158: Druma and Blue’s Little Adventure
- Chapter 160: Criminal Crab
- Chapter 163: Going South
- Chapter 166: Escape Plunge
- Chapter 169: Heist Plan
- Chapter 171: Entry Hall
- Chapter 174: Guest Wing
- Chapter 177: Gloating
- Chapter 18: Staff Meeting
- Chapter 182: Balthazar’s Lair of Evil
- Chapter 185: A Fairy Deal
- Chapter 188: Reaching What You Desire
- Chapter 190: Hall of the Golemancers
- Chapter 193: Pebbles
- Chapter 196: Into the Dragon’s Lair
- Chapter 199: Home Sweet Home
- Chapter 200: The Crab’s Travels
- Chapter 203: Unwelcome Party
- Chapter 206: Business Instincts
- Chapter 209: Poor Returns
- Chapter 23: Barrel o’ Fun
- Chapter 26: A Different Kind of Pies
- Chapter 29: Dessert and Taxes
- Chapter 31: Hatching a Plan
- Chapter 34: How Not to Train Your Drake
- Chapter 37: Reject Nature, Return to System
- Chapter 4: Skill Issues
- Chapter 42: Overstepping Your Boundaries
- Chapter 45: A Noble Quest
- Chapter 48: Wake Up Call
- Chapter 50: Draconic Tutor
- Chapter 53: Architect Crab
- Chapter 56: Measuring Up
- Chapter 59: Bear the Burden
- Chapter 61: Counter Offer
- Chapter 64: Toad Stand
- Chapter 67: Green With Envy
- Chapter 7: Shrewd Businesscrab
- Chapter 72: Barbisitter
- Chapter 75: Green Deal
- Chapter 78: The Bravest of Crabs
- Chapter 80: The Stranger
- Chapter 83: What Goes Around...
- Chapter 86: The Red Dragon
- Chapter 89: Friends
- Chapter 91: The Brave Baker
- Chapter 94: The Scarlet Letter
- Chapter 97: Boulders Point
- Chapter Not a Chapter
- Chapter 10: The Goblin
- Chapter 101: The Town of Ardville
- Chapter 104: Fanning Out
- Chapter 107: Killer Starfish
- Chapter 11: Meat and Greet
- Chapter 112: Tutorial
- Chapter 115: A Skeleton Party
- Chapter 118: A Crab’s Potential
- Chapter 120: Cold, Dead Bones
- Chapter 123: Undead Drop
- Chapter 126: The Troll’s Toll
- Chapter 129: Condor
- Chapter 131: Hazy
- Chapter 134: Burdens
- Chapter 137: A Ghastly Proposal
- Chapter 14: Silver Tongue, Silver Claw
- Chapter 142: Milk Beater
- Chapter 145: Mango Pie
- Chapter 148: Marquessa’s Deal
- Chapter 150: Pie Is Better When Shared
- Chapter 153: A Crab Walks Into a Bandit Bar
- Chapter 156: Not Quite Fit
- Chapter 159: Timely Rescue
- Chapter 161: Prisoner Crab
- Chapter 164: The Rat’s Tail
- Chapter 167: Dip Thoughts
- Chapter 17: Bould Assumptions
- Chapter 172: Ballroom
- Chapter 175: Master Bedroom
- Chapter 178: Disarming Charm
- Chapter 180: The Fruits of Your Labor
- Chapter 183: Low-Level Monsters
- Chapter 186: Wizard Lair
- Chapter 189: Delivering Delays
- Chapter 191: The Golem Forge
- Chapter 194: What Truly Matters
- Chapter 197: Dragonfruits
- Chapter 2: Ascending and Descending
- Chapter 201: Adventurer Crab
- Chapter 204: Nothing Worth Remembering
- Chapter 207: Whirring Machinations
- Chapter 21: Am Bush
- Chapter 24: Giant Hangover
- Chapter 27: Bone-a-Fide Merchant
- Chapter 3: Easy as Pie
- Chapter 32: Blue
- Chapter 35: Midnight Stories
- Chapter 38: Tax Debuff
- Chapter 40: Orc-hestrated Business
- Chapter 43: Plea for Help
- Chapter 46: Bedside Talk
- Chapter 49: Help From Above
- Chapter 51: Staff Upgrades
- Chapter 54: Drunk Tales
- Chapter 57: A Bit of a Stretch
- Chapter 6: Expanding Your Sights
- Chapter 62: Inauguration Party
- Chapter 65: Toadwatching
- Chapter 68: Accursed Toad
- Chapter 70: The Pie Council, (2)
- Chapter 73: A Cursed Box
- Chapter 76: The Lizard Envoy
- Chapter 79: Things Without a Price
- Chapter 81: The Crab’s New Brews
- Chapter 84: Antoine’s Deeds
- Chapter 87: Mighty Adventurers
- Chapter 9: Reputable Merchant
- Chapter 92: By the Fire
- Chapter 95: One Small Step for Crab
- Chapter 98: A Proper Send-off
- The Crab's Index
- Chapter 100: The Road Not So Far, (1)
- Chapter 102: Undesirables
- Chapter 105: Back on the Road
- Chapter 108: Scroll of Character Re-Creation
- Chapter 110: The Gift of the Crab
- Chapter 113: It’s a Party
- Chapter 116: A Rich Diet
- Chapter 119: A Bit Too Real
- Chapter 121: More Cold-Blooded Than a Crab
- Chapter 124: Catching Up
- Chapter 127: The Troll’s Toil
- Chapter 13: The Town Merchant
- Chapter 132: Shown Path
- Chapter 135: The Peddler
- Chapter 138: Zombie Hunting for Dummies
- Chapter 140: Rob the Courier
- Chapter 143: Downright Embarrassing
- Chapter 146: The Two Crown Tour
- Chapter 149: A Day in the City
- Chapter 151: A Night in the City
- Chapter 154: Skittering Through the Night
- Chapter 157: Wet Rag
- Chapter 16: Friend
- Chapter 162: Fugitive Crab
- Chapter 165: Marquessian Thieves
- Chapter 168: Cabin Retreat
- Chapter 170: Assault on Damask Manor
- Chapter 173: Mezzanine
- Chapter 176: Out of the Bag
- Chapter 179: Marquessa’s Key
- Chapter 181: Shell Away
- Chapter 184: Learning to Pinch
- Chapter 187: Baggage
- Chapter 19: Black Velvet
- Chapter 192: Forging Friends
- Chapter 195: Eye on the Prize
- Chapter 198: A Battle of Wits (And Pies)
- Chapter 20: Molting Gold
- Chapter 202: Semla Dungeon
- Chapter 205: Relying
- Chapter 208: Hat’s Off
- Chapter 22: Good Samaritan
- Chapter 25: Enchanted to Meet You
- Chapter 28: Sixteen Pairs of Boots
- Chapter 30: Exotic Grade Goods
- Chapter 33: Growth Spurt
- Chapter 36: Reject System, Return to Crab
- Chapter 39: Tax Rebuttal
- Chapter 41: The Crab Who Cried Wolf
- Chapter 44: The Shaman
- Chapter 47: Witching Your Troubles Away
- Chapter 5: Trading Bodies
- Chapter 52: Indirect Declaration of Indirect War
- Chapter 55: The Carpenter
- Chapter 58: Perfectly Normal
- Chapter 60: Chasing a Bone
- Chapter 63: Mister Big Crab
- Chapter 66: Balthazar’s Dissing Booth
- Chapter 69: The Pie Council, (1)
- Chapter 71: The Pie Council, (3)
- Chapter 74: Crab Ltd
- Chapter 77: Old Acquaintances
- Chapter 8: The Baker Girl
- Chapter 82: The Dark Mage
- Chapter 85: The Calm
- Chapter 88: Running for It
- Chapter 90: The Crab and His Boulder
- Chapter 93: The Birds and the Crabs
- Chapter 96: Mayor Changes
- Chapter 99: Stepping Away