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Chapter 339 - 339 339 Cant Live in Peace
Chapter 339 - 339 339 Cant Live in Peace
?Chapter 339: Chapter 339: Can’t Live in Peace Chapter 339: Chapter 339: Can’t Live in Peace Why did I forget? If it involves large-scale disasters, asking Dingdang for help is the simplest and most effective method! When people are in dire straits, they turn to God, and I don’t believe that Dingdang, as the world management god, could ignore the annihilation of an entire city—of course, if the victims died due to internal conflicts among humans, then Dingdang might be of limited help. However, I don’t think we need to worry too much about that, as Bubbles has already conducted a thorough analysis of Lin Xue’s dream, concluding that the disaster stemming from human infighting is almost infinitesimally small.
When everyone’s gaze suddenly focused on me, Dingdang quickly scurried into my collar, then popped out her tiny head, looking guilty as she said, “Dingdang really didn’t steal Little Baobao’s lollipop, it was Pandora who sneakily took it…”
“Beep—” With a prolonged sound, smoke started billowing from Pandora’s head—she was overloaded.
It took me a lot of effort to fish Dingdang out of her hiding spot in my clothes, and then, holding her wings, I placed her in front of me and said seriously, “O great life goddess, there is a noble, though not very arduous, task for you!”
Dingdang tilted her head in confusion, her body metaphorically sprouting numerous little green glowing question marks.
“A task? It’s not because I stole a cake from the kitchen twenty minutes ago and you’re punishing Dingdang?”
“Of course not…”
“It’s not because Dingdang broke Sister Qianqian’s computer in her room ten minutes ago and you’re mad?”
“…Uh, no, it’s not that either…”
“It’s not because Dingdang smashed the crystal lamp in Little Baobao’s room five minutes ago?”
…In just the last half-hour, how many atrocious acts have you committed? You three-inch Ding—are you planning to demolish the house or what?
“Just tell me! What is it that you want Dingdang to do? Dingdang is very powerful, you know!”
What a ridiculous way to change the subject! This little thing still holds the record for the last place in the Divine Realm and is rightfully called the dumbest goddess of all time!
“It’s like this, our prophet pal…”
There and then, I explained in detail the troubles Lin Xue was facing and the peculiarities of the entire incident to the little thing, emphasizing the potential danger of Qianqian and Sister’s abilities running wild. The little thing, still dangling in the air by my grip, listened intently and nodded vigorously with a grave expression.