Chapter 345 - 345 345 Turmoil
Chapter 345 - 345 345 Turmoil
?Chapter 345: Chapter 345 Turmoil Chapter 345: Chapter 345 Turmoil “Make yourselves at home, make yourselves at home…”
I eagerly invited the somewhat bewildered ambassadors from various countries to take a seat, which only made them more bewildered…
Beside me, Sandora maintained a proper smile as she furiously twisted my waist behind me, turning my facial features upside down in an instant. The ambassadors from across the table immediately wore expressions of horror. Surely this bunch, who had always considered us aliens, didn’t think I was about to transform, did they?
The ambassadors, wearing odd expressions, looked at each other uncertainly. But eventually, upon my gesture, they all settled into their seats. I have to say, even the most seasoned politicians can’t hold a candle to Granny Liu when suddenly thrown into an alien base.
“First off, let’s skip the welcome to Earth nonsense.”
I interrupted before anyone else could speak, so the leader of the delegation looked down.
“Then also skip the talk about coming with peaceful intentions.”
A white man became decidedly uncomfortable.
“After that, don’t mention anything about cultural exchanges and other misfit topics.”
Half of the ambassadors went silent.
“Lastly, I’m not Korean.”
Everyone exchanged puzzled glances.
“Oh, that’s great. Apparently, there’s no such place as South Korea in this world; I had begun to think they were everywhere.”
The ambassadors immediately penciled “South Korea” down as an extremely dangerous and annoying civilization within the universe—haven’t you noticed how even our alien friends are unenthusiastic about those two words?
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