Chapter 390 - 390 390 Collision
Chapter 390 - 390 390 Collision
?Chapter 390: Chapter 390 Collision Chapter 390: Chapter 390 Collision “Lighting, turn the lights up a bit!”
“Scorpion over there! Step back—I know you want to stand closer to the Emperor in a bit, but you’re already blocking his spot, dummy!”
“Vega, have you seen Sicaro? Is he already on standby with the Defense Fleet? Great, I just saw someone by the door predicting fortunes and thought it was him… wait, there are no fortune tellers in Academy City, right? Grab that bastard back here! He must be one of Sicaro’s trainees!”
“Sound system, who’s in charge of the sound system?”
As I looked around the busy scene in the large conference room and saw Lin Xue excitedly directing everyone in the middle, it felt like I had stepped into another dimension the moment I walked in.
“Girl Lin! Are you really planning to shoot Independence Day? Wow—what’s with that huge military emblem on the back wall?”
Finally seizing the moment, I hurriedly rushed over and pulled Lin Xue down from the sofa to ask.
With an excited flush on her face, Lin Xue wobbled in front of me, “Haha, Wood, today you’re supposed to issue a decree to the heads of major countries around the world as the Alien Emperor! Of course, we need to prepare thoroughly! Hey over there, bring the holographic projector here, in a bit we need to project Earth right in this spot…”
Watching Lin Xue shouting as she walked away, I was somewhat confused. I’m the protagonist today, right? Why does she seem even more excited than I am?
“Ah Jun, Ah Jun! What are you still standing there for? Come on, change your clothes!”
Qianqian’s voice suddenly snapped me out of my reverie. That’s when I realized she was also busy adding to the chaos—I knew it, there’s no way Qianqian wouldn’t join in on a chance to create mischief with her boundless energy!
Almost in a daze, I found myself already switched into the extremely complex royal attire that I had only glanced at once before and never worn since—The efficient mindset of the Xyrin Empire seemed to have penetrated every one of their nerves, but their absolute class system also spawned plenty of stuff that seemed quite troublesome to me, including those special battle etiquettes for each type of soldier types that I still can’t memorize, and then there was this attire…
Though it looked magnificent, if I had to wear it myself, my daily routine would look like this: in the morning, put on clothes, immediately take them off, and go to bed—because it’s already night.
I have no idea how Qianqian managed to get me into these things in such a short time.
“Dressing up your boyfriend in the shortest time is the essential skill of a great girlfriend!” Qianqian skillfully straightened my ribbons and then pushed me in front of the mirror, “Ah Jun, take a look, isn’t Ah Jun the handsomest?”
I stared blankly at myself in the mirror. The complex war robe in silver, inlaid with ornate gold stripes, the complicated and absolutely essential ribbons and medals, the large lapels marked with the light blue crystal cross representing the supreme power of the empire, and the silver-white emblem cape behind me that allegedly could withstand a nuclear blast but seemed to me just pretty in pattern—plus all the various trinkets and the overly long commander’s sword at my waist, this whole set…
“How can a nice piece of clothing make Wood look like an interstellar pirate…”
For the first time in my life, I thought Lin Xue was right about something… and it was even when describing me.
“No way… I think it looks pretty good…”
Qianqian muttered in disbelief, then Lin Xue sighed deeply and said, “You also said this when he wore a tank top—has there ever been a time when he doesn’t look good in your eyes?”
I abruptly pulled off the gaudy pile of accessories on me, like a nouveau riche, and set aside the commander’s sword that kept hitting my heel as I walked. Only the war robe and cloak that looked rather majestic remained, which importantly, I couldn’t take off myself. I said, “This is fine. After all, even if you threw an amoeba up there, the national leaders eager to see aliens wouldn’t be surprised.”
Then I stood at the podium, styled like something out of an interstellar pirate movie, that Lin Xue had set up and began the highest-level video conference.
It was supposed to be a serious event—the first interaction between the leader of the Alien Empire and human rulers. However, in reality, it was merely a catwalk that Lola insisted on to prove her point. My own task was simply to read the speech—speaking of which, this time the roles were reversed because right in front of me, the foolish Angel Araya was holding up a huge white sign with my speech written on it…
I forgot to memorize it last night…
“… Under the guidance of faith, we come here, pleased to find you amongst the vast universe, now I will confirm…”
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