Your Lord Has A Screw Loose?

Chapter 158: 160: Lettuce Girl - How Should I Calculate My Generation?

Chapter 158: Chapter 160: Lettuce Girl – How Should I Calculate My Generation?

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“Ah, no, that’s not right. Your grandma is Gaia and your grandmother is also Gaia, which makes it a bit hard to distinguish.”

“Of course, you can relax a bit, after all, with your identity being what it is, you are essentially of the same generation as Zeus, the king of the gods. Just think about that.”

“Speaking of which, Lettuce, theoretically, you and my three dogs are first cousins. They have the blood of Cerberus flowing through them, which means their grandmother is Gaia, and your grandmother is also Gaia.”

“Alright, let’s just drop it.” Qin Muye also felt he was a bit too loose-lipped, and if this really got out, he would definitely be hunted down.

“So, what do you three think?” Qin Muye wondered if he should stir things up a bit since Lettuce girl’s fairy tale is completely ruined anyway.

“So, Titans have two forms, one is the Gods, and the other is the Divine misfortunes.”

“Miss Lettuce, do you want a husband? If you do, just say the word, and I’ll find someone suitable for you,” Qin Muye said with a smile.

“It’s unclear whether the Titan bloodline is stronger in Lettuce or in these three dogs of mine.”

“A Sea Monster Siren, a Wizard, and a Witch, what a rich harvest,” Qin Muye said smugly.

“Respected Prince, please stop talking. If you go on, we might really lose our lives,” the Witch cried out in desperation.

[Rank: Advanced]

[Immune to all attacks below Tier 5]

[Attribute]

[Copper Ring]

Tier 5 probably represents the limit of ‘Advanced’; above that, Tier 6 begins to correspond to the level of Divine Artifacts.

Aladdin was actually quite a decent man, at least more normal than that necrophiliac prince from the Snow White story.

After all, he remembered that at the end of the story, Aladdin’s fate was to become a wise king.

After all, Typhon was somewhat similar.

After all, Zeus was the type of god who wouldn’t spare his own daughter, granddaughter, great-granddaughter, and so forth. You could say the private lives of the other gods were probably much the same.

Of course, if the other party really heard this, he would have been buried underground by now, instead of still standing here chatting with them.

But chaos aside, Qin Muye was grateful he looked ordinary and wasn’t too handsome, or else if he were more handsome he might have caught their attention, for these Greek gods didn’t discriminate between men and women.

From what he could see, his nature wasn’t bad either.

From what the Witch told him, Qin Muye learned quite a bit.

But then again, considering these Greek gods, it seemed not too far-fetched.

Of course, it was unlikely, but this mermaid princess was probably the daughter of Poseidon or Thalassa.

Of course, this Miss Lettuce was different; she wasn’t just any Siren but the daughter of River God Akelos, and the Witch was merely taking care of her temporarily on behalf of River God Akelos.

In time, pairing up Lettuce with Aladdin would mean even River God Akelos, upon finding out, would only have to swallow the bitter pill and definitely wouldn’t dare to offend them.

Although the Siren also looked similar, she was a fairy born from the blood of River God Akelos.

On hearing what Qin Muye said, both the Wizard and the Witch’s hairs stood on end, as they hadn’t expected Qin Muye to have the audacity to speak ill of the gods behind their backs.

And Miss Lettuce clearly had some trouble accepting her identity, realizing that she actually was a Sea Monster Siren.

Harpy was fierce and uncouth, more like a monster, while Siren was different, graceful and sweet-voiced but treacherous and deadly, capable of transforming into a mermaid by the sea.

In addition to the gods of the sea, there were also the primal Sea Water Goddess Thalassa, Sea Water Goddess Halia, and so on—plenty of gods of the same type.

Sea Monster Siren, a creature with the head of a person and the body of a bird, or one could say a Divine Descendant, but not a harpy, just similar in appearance.

River God Akelos might not be as high as the 8th-tier Death God Thanatos, but he’s definitely at least 7th-tier, so Qin Muye wouldn’t be able to defeat him.

He was trembling all over with excitement, fearful that Qin Muye might start acting out some scenes that could lead to a 404 in front of him.

With all this going on, Qin Muye himself was almost dizzy.

Both are Sea Gods, but Poseidon is of a lower rank, whereas Tao Mas is a son of Earth Mother Goddess Gaia, who also had many marine children with Gaia.

It was clearly meant to promote the other.

Currently, the female protagonist, Lettuce, had fallen into the confusion of being her own aunt and having three dogs as nephews, completely losing normal thought.

The Witch and the Wizard, when there’s time, can be sent to the operating table for a body checkup.

Oh, right, River God Acheron’s father is Oceanus, one of the twelve Titans and a son of Earth Mother Goddess Gaia. As for River God Acheron, he was also born to Ocean God Oceanus and Earth Mother Goddess Gaia.

When Qin Muye heard this from the Witch, his worldview was nearly refreshed. With so many divine relationships this messy, how would one give out red envelopes during New Year’s?

Qin Muye snatched the Ring from Lettuce’s hand and immediately wore it on his own. It was a bit shabby, but at least it was somewhat useful.

Qin Muye kindly explained.

Qin Muye thought that, although Cerberus and Zeus did not look alike, their bloodlines indeed came from the same source.

Qin Muye also suspected that Aladdin might be a descendant of some Titan gods, otherwise, how could he possess a treasury specifically designed for him, containing a Divine Lamp that imprisoned a True God?

Qin Muye was completely flabbergasted. What was this all about?

Even arranging his own ranks had become problematic. He had become his own aunt and he had three dogs that were both his nephews and his brothers.

Eventually, he realized that Zeus and Cerberus were gods of the same generation.

After pondering for a while, Qin Muye thought, why not… pair Aladdin with Miss Lettuce? As for the original Princess, it didn’t matter anymore since she was a Princess, definitely liked by many, one less Aladdin wouldn’t matter.

So, now another problem was born, how to persuade Lettuce and deal with the Wizard and Witch.

So, in theory, the background was huge, only because the people of his generation were just too many, for instance, Hell’s three-headed dog Cerberus also counted as a nephew to River God Acheron.

So, where exactly did the problem occur that caused a genetic mutation?

Listening to Qin Muye describing these taboo-like words, the Wizard and Witch were on the verge of breaking down, while Lettuce looked dazed, as if her worldviews had been thoroughly washed clean in just one night.

Greek mythology has always been chaotic, whether it’s about gods or family relations.

Luckily, there weren’t many people here. As for those gods hearing about it? He wasn’t worried, probably only Earth Mother Goddess Gaia could hear, but the other gods, forget it.

Lucky that they’re living inland. If they were by the sea, they might end up taking the role of the mermaid princess in a Little Mermaid story.

Because their origins were different.

The Harpy is Harpy, a son of Sea God Tao Mas and Ocean Goddess Electra.

This went from Earth Mother Goddess up to the King of Gods, continuing like this could really lead to trouble.

These words actually pulled Lettuce out of her daze, completely confounded, while the sycophantic Wizard was different, almost ready to fight Qin Muye upon hearing them.

This is the difference between the two.

These two were among the few not chaotic.

If the gods knew about this, their fate would definitely be worse than death, and even they would be implicated.

If they really started killing, Qin Muye guessed he too might end up being killed.

It was precisely because of their pure bloodline that they hid the appearance of having a bird-body and human-head, but even so, they inherited the characteristics of the Sea Monster Siren, looking beautiful and having a lovely voice, that terrifying charming ability made the Wizard frenetic.

But now that they had let people go, things probably wouldn’t be the same as if nothing had happened before. After all, the gods of Greece were more like incarnations of various desires, with only a few normal people. He knew nothing about River God Acheron, so naturally, Qin Muye couldn’t rely on others for safety.

As for Aladdin’s father, the chance of him faking his death was not small. As for which Divine it was, Qin Muye wasn’t clear.

As for offending River God Acheron, Qin Muye actually wasn’t too worried. If the other party really wanted to find him, they would have done so earlier.

As for Lettuce, she would definitely face the same fate, but due to the complexity of the other party’s identity, Qin Muye was not good at making a decisive move.

As for Miss Lettuce, Qin Muye had also figured out her origin.

Zeus is Gaia’s grandson, and Cerberus is also Gaia’s grandson.

It’s not like I can call you brother, and you call me dad.